- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
- most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
- most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
- most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
- me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
A life with Facebook sluts: .
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
